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  • 2 Baby Girls

    There is something ironic about Tom Cruise's baby girl being born on the same day that Brooke Shields has her baby girl. 

  • There are just some movies that I never get sick of.  If they show it on TV, I can sit down and just watch it without feeling like it's old and played out.  For some reason, Armageddon and Contact are two of those movies. 

  • My boss had this 99cent store kick for a while.  He used to show us a lot of his loot.  My personal fav is the one I'm sipping on right now...  Mrs. Fields brand mint hot chocolate.  Normally, my motto is not to consume any food or medicines from 99cent stores, but two things about this thrift store buy won me over.  The first is the brand name.  This ain't no generic, no name product.  It's Mrs. Fields.  I eat her cookies because they're fantastic.  Couldn't be that bad, right?  I surmise that this product was for sale at the 99cent store because it's old, out of season, a discontinued product, or the mint flavor didn't curry favor with customers.  Even, if this product is old, can powder hot chocolate mix really go bad?  The second reason that gives my mind some ease about sipping on this concoction is that although this product was purchased from the 99cent store, the label is clearly marked $4.99.  That might seem like a lot for hot chocolate, however you should see the size of the tub.  It's as big as a regular sized oatmeal cannister.  If this product is almost five bucks at a 99cent store, in my mind, it's still good to drink...  Don't ask me what logic I'm using to justify this.

  • An actress that I actually like came in to the store yesterday.  I helped her out with her personal stationery, and I successfully held my "freak out" in.  Only when I turned from her and ran her deposit in the credit card machine did I smile uncontrollably.  I could handle being in her presence like the calm professional that I am.  If, however, her close friend - a cute young male actor ever came in, I know I couldn't hold in my "freak out."  It would be Jason Lee all over again, where I uncontrollably smiled the whole time.  Although I have her email address and telephone number, I will refrain from emailing or calling her as if she was my friend.  I'm not psychotic at all.

  • Things I know about hockey

    1.  If you want to be on the jumbotron, you must fit in one of these categories:



    • You're a smokin' hot chick
    • You're a cute, zany kid
    • You're a completely oblivious older person
    • You're a crazy dumbass

    2.  Beer makes people say "Shoot it!"  It started in the first quarter but it was crazy rampant by the third.  It's the beer.  Totally the beer.


    3.  Hockey guys are hot.  Ryan totally agreed.


    4.  It is okay to be one of those people who parade around on the zamboni between quarters if you fit in one of these categories:



    • You're a smokin' hot chick
    • You're a cute, zany kid
    • You're a completely oblivious older person
    • You're a crazy dumbass
    • You're gay (seriously, if an adult male rides one of those, it's sorta gay)

     


    So that's it.  Other than the fact that puck should go in the net, these four things are all I really know for sure.  It's still hella fun to watch.


     

  • EUROPE!!!!

    It's official.  Danny and I are going to Europe.  Yippppeeeeeeeeeee!

  • WOW

    A Krispy Kreme Hamburger?  That's insane.


    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11763279/

  • I survived the mountains

    I can snowboard.  I never thought I'd even remotely enjoy it, but I actually do.  The lesson was so important!  Don't let friends tell you they can teach you.  You do need professional help (probably in more ways than one).  I'm not even all that sore.  Amazing!  And I only had one forward face plant.  Damn the bottom of the hill and the slushy snow!

  • I had a bad ending to my work day today.  But then I went to the Kings game.  Though the Kings won, it was a fairly slow game.  More importantly, I found out that the garlic fries at the Staples Center suck something aweful.  They're much better at Dodger Stadium, and even better at the Oakland A's Stadium.


    My knees hurt.  I hope it doesn't have anything to do with the weather because that would make me feel damn old.   

  • I will learn to snowboard if it kills me.  Want to leave your condolences now?