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  • Late Breaking News

    Danny has joined the Xanga world.  His sn is listed on the top of my subscription list (ClarkKent_Park).  I can't guarantee that he'll write often, but I decided he deserves a warm welcome regardless.  Maybe you can drop a comment on his first post to show him you care.  Or maybe not.  Whatever.

  • I'm alive!

    The oral surgeon took less than 2 minutes to extract my tooth.  It was so fricken fast I was amazed.  Just some tugging and pulling and I was done.  The local anesthetic was the worst part for sure.  As I type, the bleeding seems to have stopped and I'm sippin on some juice so I can take the prescribed pain meds... the good stuff. 


    Honestly, I knew I'd be okay when the oral surgeon introduced himself and asked me when I had my other 2 wisdom teeth out.  I said some dude in K-town did it a while back and he replied, "Bastard."  When he said that, I thought to myself, "Self, this dude uses your favorite catch phrase.  You're gonna be just fine."

  • HOLY COW, HOW DID IT KNOW?

     


    You Are 27 Years Old


    Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

    13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

    20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

    30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

    40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

  • AHA! I TOLD YOU THIS WAS TRUE!

    http://www.slate.com/id/2136372/nav/tap1/?GT1=7838


    I always knew this was true.  It's not just because I still watch hours and hours of television...  This is the conclusion I came upon to explain my natural grasp of english comprehension and language usage.  However, it has done nothing for me in the math department.

  • I SAW THIS ONE COMING A MILE AWAY


    You Are Curling


    What you lack in athleticism, you make up for in concentration.

    And while curling isn't much more of a sport than bowling, you *can* win a gold medal for it!

  • THESE PERSONALITY TESTS SUCK









    You Are Barney




    You could have been an intellectual leader...



    Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer



    You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps



    Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem."




     


    There's no way I'm Barney.  I don't like beer and I don't burp.  And what's more, I don't need beer to give me an inflated sense of self-esteem.

  • I hate going to the dentist.

    I just came back from the dentist again.  They replaced my fillings and stuff.  I thought it would be a breeze but it was a lot harder than I expected.  2 visits down, 2 more to go.  On Tuesday, I'm getting my last wisdom tooth extracted... not pulled, extracted.  Next month I have to get a cleaning.  I hate the dentist.  I hate the dentist.  I hate the dentist.  The only upside is, I'm taking Tuesday and Wednesday off to recover from the inevitable face disfigurement caused by the extraction.  It's gonna be ugly.

  • The new Space Mountain rocks! 

  • No way, Jose

     

    You scored as Maximus. After his family was murdered by the evil emperor Commodus, the great Roman general Maximus went into hiding to avoid Commodus's assassins. He became a gladiator, hoping to dominate the colosseum in order to one day get the chance of killing Commodus. Maximus is valiant, courageous, and dedicated. He wants nothing more than the chance to avenge his family, but his temper often gets the better of him.

    Maximus

    67%

    Batman, the Dark Knight

    63%

    James Bond, Agent 007

    54%

    Lara Croft

    46%

    The Terminator

    46%

    Indiana Jones

    42%

    The Amazing Spider-Man

    42%

    Neo, the "One"

    42%

    William Wallace

    42%

    El Zorro

    33%

    Captain Jack Sparrow

    29%

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